If you meet the Buddha...

So I've just stopped watching some clips from Fox, and I realized, Rove is perhaps one of the greatest practitioners of applied philosophical relativism we've ever experienced. The man can adopt any viewpoint, and treat even the most contradictory statements as absolute truth. No matter what happens, philosophers - from now, till the day the sun grows cold - will study at his feet, so they may understand the malleability and transient nature of material truth.

Truth is only Truth to those with context. And what context do you have when We Report?